Ray Oldhoffer

I want my aft back ribs or my aft ribs.

That's one from my dad?

Yeah.

Why all of a sudden the economy of fucking verbiage now with the emergency exits?

Yes, that's right.

That's right.

They love to get a little cool on you with the fore and aft.

And they will say, they'll go, there's an emergency door located before the wing.

For the people seated aft and the aft emergency, it's like, why aft?

And why would you think us dumb Americans know anything about fucking military or ship talk?

Right.

It's insane, actually.

And yeah.

And this is kind of important.

So take a couple of the syllables you've been wasting on the fucking useless smoke thing detector and go ahead and say back or behind.

I would love to get all the clippers together and find out if they know what a clipper is.

I'd like to get all the 49ers together and see if I could learn the history of the 49ers.

And I'd like to get all the gay stewardesses together and see if we could find out what aft meant.

Yes, stewardess.

Yeah, port, starboard.