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Rob Schneider

πŸ‘€ Speaker
1886 total appearances

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Good.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Yeah, I'm glad you did.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Eight minutes.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Most comedians add, I got two hours.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

If you don't have five minutes to kill, anytime, everywhere you go, you got nothing.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And he was right.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

All you need to become a star in LA is 20 minutes.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

20 minutes to become a star.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And it's true.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And it was just like, I mean, it seemed like a long time when you're 20.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

But by the time I was 24, all I had was 20 minutes.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

It was the most I ever had.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

At that time.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And the only other guys who had 20 minutes was like Chris Rock, David Spade, or maybe Chris Rock had 30.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

But David Spade, Adam Sandler, and me, we all got on, you know, that was the beginning.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

You only need 20 minutes to become a star.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

But he was great.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

All those guys would be helpful.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

The greats.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Like, you know, Jerry Seinfeld, one of the greatest comedians we've ever had.