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Rob Schneider

πŸ‘€ Speaker
1886 total appearances

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Just the structure.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

If you look at it, it looks, you could build a house on the way he forms jokes.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And he would say to us young comedians,

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Because back then, they're like in the early 80s, there were like bars that they would turn into comedy clubs and 120 seats.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

You know, if you do enough shows, it might go like 10,000 bucks.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

It might come off.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And that was like if he would do that by that time, by 84, I think he'd done or 83.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

He'd done like 42 tonight shows.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Wow.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

42 five-minute spots.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Wow.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And then we'd watch him, and the structure of his stuff was so great, you know?

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And he would just have, like, the simplicity of his thing, which was almost like an English thing.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

He would say a little joke like, magic is just to make you feel stupid.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Here's a quarter.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Now it's gone.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

You're a jerk.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

It's just a wonderful simplicity.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And then after, we'd all hang out and try to get some money.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

you know, some nuggets of wisdom by the master, you know?