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Rob Schneider

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1886 total appearances

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

People working hard, you know.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Then he completely fucked up our order.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And I was like, get this guy out of here.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

You can't fuck up lunch.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

That's the most important meal of the day.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

You know what I'm saying?

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

You can fuck up breakfast, dinner.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

As soon as I got the check, I called ICE.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And at table 47, got to get over here.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

But I like it because it just plants a little seed in there.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And people can feel either way they want.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

But you can't lecture them about stuff.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And that's the...

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

I would say American comedy now, we have to be careful that, you know, we've come out of that COVID tyranny.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

We want to, you know, I think to, you know, which was the best for me, the best part of Peter Cook, Dudley Moore was the silly, you know, the best money pot.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

They were just the silliest king, as John Cleese would say.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

But, you know, the one-legged Tarzan.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

I mean, that Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketch.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

It doesn't get any better than that, you know?

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal โ€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

No.