Ronny Chieng

Welcome back to The Daily Show.

America's 250th birthday is right around the corner, and President Trump is celebrating it with a ballroom, a reflecting pool, and an arch.

All stuff that was not on our Amazon wish list.

America asked for health care.

God damn it, we sent you a link and everything.

Now, technically, Trump is not really allowed to build most of these things, but when has that ever stopped him?

Man, I just can't figure this administration out.

They're not looking for congressional approval for a war with Iran, but they have lawyers going through all the old laws doing a control F for the word arch.

How did they find this?

I mean, but Trump isn't the only one commemorating America's birthday.

We here at The Daily Show are celebrating as well.

And there are so many great moments in history to look back on.

Although when you think about it, maybe not as many as you think.

America's history is complicated.

The 1992 Olympic basketball dream team.

Bang!

The most incredible basketball players ever assembled.

And also Christian Leitner.

It's literally the last thing all Americans can look at and just say, that was awesome.

Boom shakalaka!