Ronny Chieng

Like any normal, not crazy person.

Okay, I guess even a broken brain is right twice a day.

I mean, seriously, imagine if on Jan 6th, I asked you to guess who will be the voice of reason on this.

Would you have said the guy dressed like a stripper who's also a buffalo?

But I guess this is a lesson to the rest of us that we shouldn't judge a book by its cover.

Maybe the QAnon shaman isn't as delusional as we thought.

That's the last time I trust a shirtless man in a raccoon hat.

But if you're that angry that your taxpayer money is going to go to people who did Gen 6, let me reassure you, a ton more people are going to get your money too.

In a memo released today, the DOJ said $1.8 billion was an appropriate amount for the fund, quote, given that literally tens of millions of Americans could be eligible for payments.

OK, hang on a second.

So tens of millions of people means at least 20 million people, right?

Because it's tens of millions.

It's not 10 million.

So at minimum, it's 20 million people.

So divide $1.8 billion by 20 million.

And that's like 90 bucks a person.

That's not going to help these people.

That's barely two bags of crystal meth.

I'm telling you, when these people find out how little they're getting, they're gonna be so pissed at the government.

And you know what happens when they get pissed at the government.