Roseanne Barr

And I think if you bring them out more, like, you know, the Jewish parts, like the hatred of your mother, I think that that's simmering just under the surface, and I think you should plumb that.

I see seething anger.

At all women, really.

With the inability to pop the pussy and all that shit, I think that suggests that.

Does she ever give you any advice on how to pop that pussy?

Maybe you should.

I'm a crime person.

Steinmetz.

The question I'd like to ask is... Well, there are several.

One...

Who told you you were funny?

I mean, seriously.

And who told you you were funny, really?

Okay, but, like, it doesn't seem like...

It doesn't seem like you have a lot of respect for comedy if you come up there reading notes you didn't even fucking memorize your fucking shitty act.

You can't go up there with, you know, your shitty jokes wrote on recipe cards and read them off.

I mean, that's rule number one.

You should know that.

You should at least memorize your shit, you know, and get some delivery.

You ever heard of that?