Roseanne Barr

Delivery?

And also, a joke is a premise and then a payoff.

You don't even have any fucking punchlines.

I mean, really, I'm glad you're an influencer on whatever the fuck it is you do.

And my advice is don't quit your fucking day job, bitch.

And I mean that in the best possible, most positive way I can... Direct, absolute... And you follow that advice, and when I see you again, you know, I'll have better things to say to you, but don't disrespect us with that shit just because you have a vagina.

Okay.

Period.

I mean, I'm 72.

I don't have time to fuck around.

I just wonder if, like, people started killing all your friends, if you'd get funnier.

Yeah, I got to stay away from the weed you got up there.

You know, it does make me out of my mind, and I act like Pauly.

I think you should act like you are drugged up.

Because then that goes with your material.

Because you're being real straight doing this funky material.

But I think you could pull it off if you'd act like you were really effed up.

You know what I mean?

It goes with your material.

Yes, I do.