Russell Peters
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174 appearances
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1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
Russell Peters’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah? Yeah, dude, they're both. The older one's probably more chill than the younger one, though, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like me and my brother. He's the older one.
I met him when he was an infant.
We were in the neighborhood for a walk. You got him on a leash. It was nice.
My kid's five, my son, and he's, I don't know where he gets his shit from. The other day he goes, hey, he's obsessed with planes. So I picked him up. He's like, Hey, Daddy, I want to go to Dubai. I go, what? Where'd you get that from? He goes, how do you even know about Dubai? I want to see the Burj Khalifa. I'm like, what the fuck? Really?
And then I drop him off to his mom, and his mom goes to me, you know, he asked me if he wanted to go see the Burj Khalifa. I go, wait, he said that to me? I go, I'm sure she's coaching him.
And tell me you want to go on Emirates first class.
You got to do Singapore Airlines. Singapore. Singapore Airlines A380 first class suites. Fuck, it was the best. Best. Listen, I'm an Emirates guy, but that Singapore Airlines one kind of, as far as I was concerned, kind of beat Emirates on that one. It's the best of the best, right? It's so good.
And if you get, say you and Christina get the rooms side by side, the wall comes down and it becomes one big bed. And you got this giant room, like about the size of this. And then you can just bang in the sky? You can bang in the sky if you're still doing that to each other. And look at that. See, that's when they got the double set up there. And I like that he's fully clothed.
They're like, this is how we enjoy our flight. I don't know why. He should have been wearing the pajamas. They give you pajamas on board. Pajamas are nice. Pajamas are nice. It's a real experience. Oh, yeah. I take my underwear. I free ball that whole flight, too. Why let my balls get sweaty in my own underwear? No, just let them out. Yeah. Let them out, dude.
um and that chair you see that recliner chair yeah um it has a button on it that turns it automatically but wherever you turn it and you turn the tv on the tv will follow you it'll turn with you tv keeps moving with you unbelievable yeah it's pretty wild they really know how to do it yeah that's good and the food's good and the service is good and the flight attendants all have open toe shoes on and pretty toes nice so for me it's masturbation in the air wow
I said too much, guys. Hey, I just got a text saying I'm banned from Singapore Airlines. It's cool that they thought of that.
The old flight attendants are funny because you can tell they're seasoned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want a drink? That's how they do it. You thirsty? And they're real casual with everything. Eh, taking off now.
So what happened first was, remember when people would email you a clip?
It would just be audio even? Yeah. they would, it had chopped up and they would email people like, yo, listen to this. And that's 2004. They were doing that before YouTube started. Wow. And so they'd email you a three minute clip, take you fucking 24 hours to download the thing. Sure. And then you'd hear it and people like, I want more.
And then when YouTube started in June or May of 19 of 2005, somebody dumped the whole special on there. So now people had a video to go with the audio and it was all in one place. They didn't have to listen to it in sections. And then that YouTube explosion, though, made things really change for you. Well, the file sharing is what started it.
Because February of 2004, I did DePaul University for $700. And only 13 people showed up. Nice. And I was like, oof. And I felt bad because at that time, I was like, $700, that's a lot of money for a show. You know what I mean? Sure. And I felt bad. I was like, should I give them their money back? I mean, nobody showed up. But I gave them the full show.
And I went back to Chicago like November of that same year. And I did like a theater for three nights. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? I still didn't know what was going on. I still had no clue what was happening. I'm just like, people suddenly like me. This is great. No clue. No clue. Completely clueless. I still don't even know how to upload shit to YouTube. Do you? No.
i've done it before but i haven't done it in years now yeah yeah somebody uh yeah but i mean promo shit's real guy i don't i do my shit on my phone just like hey that's them they know how to do that they know you got a team now i don't have a team yeah joe rogan's got a seal team and he's got a seal team he's got a seal team you got a i know you got a team i got you got the a team a team for sure these guys are good but you have well you have your brother yeah that's a
He's very, very, very professional. By the way, when he called me yesterday to tell me what I'm doing today, he's like, okay, so you're going to go to Segura, and then you're going to do a bunch of other ones there. And remember, the focus of this is to promote the Relax Tour. It starts in Canada at the end of the month. Make sure you – I'm not a fucking idiot, all right?
Yeah, I knew you were going to say that. Oh, my God.
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