Russell Peters
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174 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
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okay so okay well can we pull up the relax tour can we pull up the relax tour guys did my brother send you any artwork for that let's see russell peters yeah there we go right there we go hey it's not that serious that makes sense yeah right there you go uh there you go all right so you guys got that so here we are promoting the relax tour so what's your name of your new tour Come together. Okay.
And that one, the last one was coming all over? I'm coming everywhere. That's right. Oh, you're hitting the road, bro. Oh, yeah. These are just like the... Get it ready. The get it ready dates. And then there's the big ones there. Yeah, I see that.
I did it too.
Halifax. Oh, yeah. You don't know about Halifax? I mean, I didn't before I went. That's where the Underground Railroad ended.
no yeah harry tubman took him all the way to nova scotia to halifax really so if you go to a place called north preston in in nova scotia yeah it's like the black area do you know that they're doing a documentary about her called getting my steps in no no they're not i was gonna say i was gonna say that'd be amazing and tyler perry's directing it Harriet Tubman played by Tyler Perry.
Food's good. People were great. Did you buy lobsters at the airport? I did not buy lobsters. You know you can buy live lobsters at the airport? At the airport? And they pack them and make a shipping ready for you. They carry it on the plane.
How is that disrespectful?
Oh, yeah. Well, now what's frustrating when I went last year to Quebec when I was in Montreal –
they used to have so in Canada everything has to be in English and French right but in Quebec it used to be French and English underneath yeah well now they've X'd the English so everything's in French and I'm like I go to a cafe I go what is that what because I knew what it said but I wanted you to no I'm still in Canada tell me what the fuck that says yeah it said pain du chocolat and I'm like what is that
I go, no, what the fuck is that? I'm getting so mad. I go, English. Why is this not in fucking English? Now tell him, he's Canadian. You give him the fucking business. Give me the business because you guys fucked it up because we respectfully put your shit on ours and then you disrespectfully took our shit off yours and now I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at.
It was my experience. It's funny how people get mad. If you say what you saw, I know it's like, this is, I'm telling the story from my, from my honest experience.
I've gone back many times. As a Canadian, it's frustrating just to watch them slowly push us out, but we have to slowly big them up. I'm like, hold on. This is supposed to be a fair exchange here. We're shaking hands.
To separating? To seceding, right? Not really, not really close. Kind of close? No, no. They still want the, that would be such a fucking crazy thing. If they split? I mean, you know what, I feel like Texas could do that in the United States if they wanted to. Texas probably has come the closest, yeah.
Because Texas is the only place, when I come here, it's the only place that still feels like America. Really? You know what I mean? It doesn't matter where you are in Texas. Yeah. It's just, it feels like, that's how I picture America to be. Mm-hmm. And that picture is dissipating around the country. What is L.A. like now? Because I feel like it changed from when I lived there.
It's definitely changed since you lived there. I don't go out much. I don't wear jewelry when I go out. I don't go to fancy restaurants. Really? They got people watching you in restaurants now. There's a lot of follow-home robberies. Yeah. And if you're going to follow me home, you're going to have a long fucking drive, pal.
Out to Malibu? Yeah, because not only that, I always take different ways. I don't go the same way every time. Yeah. Because that's my ADD. I'm just like, no, I want to go this way today. I want to go that way today. I think I want to go around the whole city before I go home, you know?
but it's still nice out there i bet the weather is there's been a lot of earthquakes especially in malibu yeah when i left right when did i leave i left yesterday are you a beach guy though no not at all i don't know i look at it and that's it there it is yeah and the water's cold it is do you like cold water no i like cold water you do yeah after the accident do you do the cold plunge yeah often
Oh, you have one at home?
Yeah.
Well, you won't see it after that.
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