Russell Peters

and she was beautiful. I was just like, what? And I couldn't, I was like, and she had like an all-female security team, and they all had automatic weapons underneath their burkas. But you could see the strap, and you could see the gun sticking out, and I was like, oh, shit. And they didn't look like girls that are like, oh, my God, how do I fire this? They look like, let's go, motherfucker.

and she was beautiful. I was just like, what? And I couldn't, I was like, and she had like an all-female security team, and they all had automatic weapons underneath their burkas. But you could see the strap, and you could see the gun sticking out, and I was like, oh, shit. And they didn't look like girls that are like, oh, my God, how do I fire this? They look like, let's go, motherfucker.

and she was beautiful. I was just like, what? And I couldn't, I was like, and she had like an all-female security team, and they all had automatic weapons underneath their burkas. But you could see the strap, and you could see the gun sticking out, and I was like, oh, shit. And they didn't look like girls that are like, oh, my God, how do I fire this? They look like, let's go, motherfucker.

Yeah, yeah. But she was really sweet and very kind. They're very sweet. They're very sweet. And they make you feel very comfortable. Every royal person I've ever met is all the same. Those know how to make you feel like, oh, they take your defense down because you're like, hey, don't worry about all the formal stuff. Let's just be people right now. Let's just be people, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. But she was really sweet and very kind. They're very sweet. They're very sweet. And they make you feel very comfortable. Every royal person I've ever met is all the same. Those know how to make you feel like, oh, they take your defense down because you're like, hey, don't worry about all the formal stuff. Let's just be people right now. Let's just be people, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. But she was really sweet and very kind. They're very sweet. They're very sweet. And they make you feel very comfortable. Every royal person I've ever met is all the same. Those know how to make you feel like, oh, they take your defense down because you're like, hey, don't worry about all the formal stuff. Let's just be people right now. Let's just be people, yeah.

Well, you have the best story ever about King of Jordan. That was cool. That was a cool story. He's my buddy. That's... And then Prince Charles, I met him. What was he like? Same thing? Yeah, he... I meet him at this function in London, and he's like, where's the Indian detective? And I go, oh, he goes, Russell Peters, he talks very like that. And sounds like my dad almost.

Well, you have the best story ever about King of Jordan. That was cool. That was a cool story. He's my buddy. That's... And then Prince Charles, I met him. What was he like? Same thing? Yeah, he... I meet him at this function in London, and he's like, where's the Indian detective? And I go, oh, he goes, Russell Peters, he talks very like that. And sounds like my dad almost.

Well, you have the best story ever about King of Jordan. That was cool. That was a cool story. He's my buddy. That's... And then Prince Charles, I met him. What was he like? Same thing? Yeah, he... I meet him at this function in London, and he's like, where's the Indian detective? And I go, oh, he goes, Russell Peters, he talks very like that. And sounds like my dad almost.

Your dad had that, British? British with an Indian twang too, but not heavy, it was pretty good. So we're walking, me and Prince Charles, and I got my hands in front of me, and he's got his bloated hands in front of him. Have you seen his hands? Yes. They're fucking disgusting. In person, it's even worse. Yeah. They look like blood sausages. They do. That's just gout, right?

Your dad had that, British? British with an Indian twang too, but not heavy, it was pretty good. So we're walking, me and Prince Charles, and I got my hands in front of me, and he's got his bloated hands in front of him. Have you seen his hands? Yes. They're fucking disgusting. In person, it's even worse. Yeah. They look like blood sausages. They do. That's just gout, right?

Your dad had that, British? British with an Indian twang too, but not heavy, it was pretty good. So we're walking, me and Prince Charles, and I got my hands in front of me, and he's got his bloated hands in front of him. Have you seen his hands? Yes. They're fucking disgusting. In person, it's even worse. Yeah. They look like blood sausages. They do. That's just gout, right?

Yeah. So we're walking, and Camilla's walking behind us. And I go, oh, sir, do you want your wife to walk with us? He goes, oh, no. No. Like, he's a real guy. Yeah, he's a real guy. He's like, I've had enough of that. That was the nicest way of saying, fuck that bitch.

Yeah. So we're walking, and Camilla's walking behind us. And I go, oh, sir, do you want your wife to walk with us? He goes, oh, no. No. Like, he's a real guy. Yeah, he's a real guy. He's like, I've had enough of that. That was the nicest way of saying, fuck that bitch.

Yeah. So we're walking, and Camilla's walking behind us. And I go, oh, sir, do you want your wife to walk with us? He goes, oh, no. No. Like, he's a real guy. Yeah, he's a real guy. He's like, I've had enough of that. That was the nicest way of saying, fuck that bitch.

Oh, yeah. It kind of makes me want a sausage. Yeah, Jesus. Like a nice little breakfast sausage right now. Imagine if he pricks his finger, he'll flood the place. Oh, my God. He just deflates.

Oh, yeah. It kind of makes me want a sausage. Yeah, Jesus. Like a nice little breakfast sausage right now. Imagine if he pricks his finger, he'll flood the place. Oh, my God. He just deflates.

Oh, yeah. It kind of makes me want a sausage. Yeah, Jesus. Like a nice little breakfast sausage right now. Imagine if he pricks his finger, he'll flood the place. Oh, my God. He just deflates.

Have you done this update for fuck's sake? I can't find shit on it anymore. No.

Have you done this update for fuck's sake? I can't find shit on it anymore. No.