Russell Peters
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174 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
Russell Peters’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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54 wow I think I texted you on your birthday earlier Shannon I never got a response let me just double check that for you let's check the tape on this one guys um Seg Ura let's see let's see uh Yeah, I text you on April 18th. Happy birthday. No reply. Then May 11th, I sent you that photo. Wait, what number are you texting, though? I'm texting the right one. You are?
Yeah, because I texted the right one. And then I sent you that photo of you, me, Rogan, Burr, and Ian Edwards, and you said, damn. Wait, are you 323? Yeah, yeah. And then June 8th, I text you, and you replied the next day. That was nice of you. And then on August 14th, you asked me what the best hotel to stay in Toronto. Did you stay at the one I suggested? I did. It's nice, right? Yeah.
Oh, hey, Tom just sent me a happy birthday. That's so nice of him. You guys see Tom Segura. Tom, thanks for the message. But the Cuccinelli's are much better. Fuck. I got to get that address again. I'll send it to you.
Casino moms. Your mom is, I know you talk about her mental state, but your mom's still physically in good shape. She can get around. She can get around. Her mental's still there. She's still manipulative. Like I saw the way, I saw your, like she's hilarious. She's very funny. And I love your relationship with her. She's very funny.
My mom's still sharp in the head, but my mom, I just found a video of my dad's 70th birthday party and it was 1995.
wow and i was 25 in the video and my mom was my age my mom was 54 in this video wow and i was like holy shit that's but my mom at 54 looks exactly the same as she does at 83 yeah like they just my mom just packed it in as soon as she had the kids all right that's it done no need to look like anybody anymore Yeah, yeah, that's what women do.
But your mom stayed, you know, she's got a Hispanic mother. She's going to, you know, they take a lot of pride in that stuff. I don't know. I don't think she puts a lot of effort into it, to be honest. She looks good. I sound creepy, but yeah, she looks good. Okay. Hey, guys.
Yeah, please. I'll send you some good ones. How's her feet? Good feet? Not now. I mean, as they get older, they get more great. I'm getting fucking weird on this thing, guys. It's okay. People are going, can you bring back Bert? That creepy brown guy was terrible. Believe me, they're not saying that.
Filipino. Nice feet? Very nice feet. Really? Yeah. That's actually why I noticed her. You saw her feet first? Yeah. Where were you? At Nordstrom. Was she trying on shoes? She was. I was walking by and I was like, damn, look at the girl's feet. And then she caught me looking and I didn't know what to do. So I went, I just winked at her and then I walked away. And then?
And then her sales guy is my sales guy. He goes, you know who that is, right? She goes, no. He goes, that's that comedian Russell Peters. He goes, I don't know. I don't watch comedy. I'm like, what? Really? And now that I'm married to him, I'm like, ah, yeah, you don't watch comedy. You miserable bitch. Just kidding, babe. Don't get mad. But keep that in. Oh, there's Charo. Which one?
Leaning forward. With the blonde? Or on the ground? The one leaning forward on the right. Oh, leaning forward. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's Charo. Trying to see who... Do you look like her? Are you an only child? No, I have two sisters.
Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, they're all Peruvian women there? Yeah, they're all smoking. Yeah. Like, the one that admires your mom looks like a white girl. And then it looks like Karen Carpenter on the ground. Uh-huh. And the lady smoking looks like she's about to rip one right after.
Yep. That's what happens to them. Yeah, they just die.
You just die. Speaking of which, how is Christina?
And what is this TV show you're doing now?
Yeah, I know. I saw you had to cancel dates.
Yeah, you can't do it.
There's no rule to it. This is what we plan on doing. Yeah, exactly.
You're number one on the schedule, too.
You're number one on the schedule, and then if you're going to direct, you're going to be number one and directing. You're going to be beat. Yeah, it's going to be long, long days. I mean, I'm saying it in a good way, but it's just... People that don't know, they're like, this shit is exhausting. Yeah, it wears you out, for sure.
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