Ryan Long
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Why is anyone, and then by the fourth one, you're just like pop it.
It's like your body adapts quick.
Oh, that's right.
Ever, of all time.
No, I wasn't.
I sort of pivoted out of telling the joke in an interesting way.
I said I'm going to do something else.
Chase, pull up funniest joke ever.
Do you guys know about colonization?
What happened?
Well, because I'm Irish, which is the original colony and the original terrorists, which you probably know about.
But for your audience who doesn't know about colonization, back in the day, England used to go to all these other countries and improve them.
And because they're...
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, it'd be like your buddy coming to your house and cleaning the place, puts in a soda stream when he leaves.
He's like, mind if I take some oregano?
And you're like, what the fuck?
But then, yeah, they used to try to help.
They'd call these other countries and be like, India, we have toilets now.
They'd be like, we already told you we're good.