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Ryan Long

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

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They'd be like, Australia, you guys need criminals.

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They'd be like, we don't need any.

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They're on their way.

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Then England went to... Trust me, they had plenty.

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They had a few, but they needed more.

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And then England went to the Middle East and gave them the best present you could ever ask for, which is 85,000 Jews.

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And...

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That's so much to thank you, by the way.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

I wish I had 85,000 Jews.

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Jamaica was jealous.

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They're like, we want Jews.

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They're like, you already have black people.

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Don't get greedy.

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And they said, once they become reggae stars, we're still going to need a few Jews to manage them.

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And they said, the Jews can't help because they're busy sending over the black people.

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Now, that is 20% historically accurate.

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Is that not correct?

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Like right now, that's why America has to be the colonizer.

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And that's why America's running out of money.