Ryan Long

They're going to have to start an OnlyFans.

Because if you think about it.

Why do you think Britain has a mosque on every corner and putting people in jail for speech?

Because they're trying to disguise themselves as Muslim in hopes that someone colonizes them for a change.

Because they're always the colonizer, never the colonized.

That's what I was saying.

I said Trump's been spinning a wheel just to figure out which dictator he's going to remove.

He's like, green, Greenland.

It's yellow.

He's like, Kim Jong-un's going to get it.

Yeah, brown.

He goes, London.

No, I do it myself.

I'm in New York, dude.

So my, to be honest, for me, it's because I know the question you're asking.

For me, it's sort of the opposite where I'm like a, you know, like I do better in...

I'm like a city, urban guy, you know what I mean?

I'm from Toronto, then New York, like all my jokes are made there, where sometimes in places like this, I feel a little more, I gotta change it a little.

No shit.

Yeah, it's the opposite.