Ryan Long
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1,355 appearances
3 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2026
last heard 7 Jul
Ryan Long’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Oh, that's right.
Ever, of all time.
No, I wasn't.
I sort of pivoted out of telling the joke in an interesting way.
I said I'm going to do something else.
Chase, pull up funniest joke ever.
Do you guys know about colonization?
What happened?
Well, because I'm Irish, which is the original colony and the original terrorists, which you probably know about.
But for your audience who doesn't know about colonization, back in the day, England used to go to all these other countries and improve them.
And because they're...
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, it'd be like your buddy coming to your house and cleaning the place, puts in a soda stream when he leaves.
He's like, mind if I take some oregano?
And you're like, what the fuck?
But then, yeah, they used to try to help.
They'd call these other countries and be like, India, we have toilets now.
They'd be like, we already told you we're good.
Click.
They'd be like, Australia, you guys need criminals.
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