Saagar Enjeti

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I actually thought the most unambiguous red lines came from the Chinese embassy.

Let's put A3 up here on the screen.

This was released ahead of Trump's visit from the Chinese embassy here in the United States, and they put out this graphic.

The four red lines in China-U.S.

relations, they must not be a challenge.

Number one, the Taiwan question.

Now, remember, when they say the Taiwan question, what they mean is that their reunification is the policy, the actual one China policy.

Number two, democracy and human rights, which means don't tell us what to do with Uyghurs, with Hong Kong or anything else.

That's just how it is.

Keep your mouth shut.

Number three, paths and political systems.

So I asked a friend, effectively – and he's like a Chinese-U.S.

kind of analyst.

And what he said is that paths and political systems kind of links with democracy and human rights as in there should be no criticism of lack of democracy or of –

Basically, like, do not— Don't push us towards being a liberal democracy.