Sal Vulcano
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Podcast Appearances
This is a new bit I'm doing based on something that happened to us.
I'm on the road now all the time for comedy.
She experiences that, but I don't.
And I was like, oh, I feel vulnerable.
I'm thinking, what if an intruder or a killer or something like that?
So I'm thinking to myself, what's she going to do if she's here?
She's not going to do anything.
And I started to think, her being home is just a false delusion of security for me.
She might yell, alert me to the killer.
She might yell, alert me that that could help or the killer might kill her and I get away.
I don't want that to happen, but that's just like what could happen, right?
I'm like, I need something in this house.
I didn't think anything of this, but I Amazon primed the machete to the house, right?