Sal Vulcano

But they're not because they're doing it right.

I make everyone feel uncomfortable because I say I'm just letting you know that this is the most uncomfortable thing I have to do.

I don't feel like I can do it.

You're all staring at me.

I feel stupid.

And now they're all like, oh, come on, what's your favorite music?

like they put on a song I might like like all of a sudden I'm gonna be like oh cause they want that photo of you yeah well the thing is this is what I learned too like if you do anything you like sometimes you don't get to go pick no no they'll pick the one and that's what I'm saying and then I'm like alright so that's it then you're not getting any you're not getting anything but me just smiling being

Well, that's right.

Cause they fucked me up a few times where I, I, in the beginning I was so excited to be on red carpet that I was like, ah, just an asshole.

And then, yeah, there you go.

That's up to the fucking, or like a photo shoot, like a photo shoot when you go to those, like that's, that's like, I won't do it anymore.

And like the photographer's trying to like bond with you.

Like, I don't know if people don't know this, but like,

It's out of my realm, so when I go do it, they're like, hey, how you doing?

So what do you like to do?

Let's talk about stuff you like.

Because then they're going to get a photo of you that feels like you're in a headspace because you're talking about puppies or whatever.

I know.

The worst is when it's a male photographer and they try to flirt with you or they'll be like, think of a guy you like right now.

Think of a guy that's sexy.