Sal Vulcano

No, no, really.

No, you had to get, like, a VHS tape that was full of weirdos doing weird stuff or, like...

you had to find them like gg allen was like my introduction into weird and i was like oh this is public access shows yeah you're like oh this is where the weirdos hang out yeah public access right yeah that would be it really but who is she what's her story you know it's a mystery yeah it's a crime yeah

She's missing a few teeth, so she's had donuts.

But she seems like she's happy.

Oh, she's chilling, dude.

She's having a better day than most people.

I'm totally fine with you taking more time because I only need to see Nick three times a week.

Hold on.

Well, if you don't know how to navigate being in a throuple, these videos help you navigate how to be in a throuple.

That's what this is?

But they're not a real throuple?

No, no.

They're really in a throuple, and they're doing throuple advocacy where they teach you how to be in a throuple.

So they're acting out how they would have a conversation.

We'll find out what's happening with Nick.

We can create a polygual agreement with things that we all agree upon.

No one speaks like this.

absolutely let's do that your happiness and feelings of equity oh my god this is horrendous where's the guy was the nara's asshole please can we get him back out this is horrible i'd rather watch than this is so cringy i know he's like i totally understand your need for equity could you imagine talking to your wife like this

It's it's that's a real real couple.