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Scott Payne

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207 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025

Closed line, who's supposed to be my second closest friend, says, yo, Tex, you got a minute?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025

And then he walks me through this door that I'd never been in, even though I've been in that clubhouse I don't know how many times.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025

It's the only door I hadn't been through.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025

And it leads into a very tight stairwell down into a, if I call it a basement, that's being generous because I couldn't stand up straight.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025

It's more of a crawl space.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025

And I could touch the wall probably on both sides.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025

I see that they have both brandished their pistols.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025

One outlaw follows me, and he stands on the steps with his pistol, and he's watching.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025

And clothesline proceeds to tell me, I need you toβ€”he saysβ€”

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025

There's a lot of shit going on, and it's my job to take care of my brothers.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025

Because I want you to write down your full name, date of birth, social security, everything.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025

And I need you to take all your clothes off.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025

I need to check you for a wire.

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