Scott Payne
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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
He said, trust me, if somebody accused me of being a fed, I'd probably smash them in the effing mouth.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And I said, I'm not happy.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And he said, I wouldn't be either.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And I tell him, I'm like, look, you guys asked for this.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
I did not come to you.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
Nobody has to do anything.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
If nobody wants to do shit, nobody has to do shit.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
Those are my exact words.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
Not as clear as that because I'm crapping my pants.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
I think I'm done.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
Some yes, some no.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
Tradecraft, I won't say where or how.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
I think I'm done.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And then I'm pulling my pants back up.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
I'm putting my boots back on.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And then he grabs a particular piece of clothing.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And when he grabs it, I'm like, oh.