Scott Payne
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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And he says, when he grabs it, he goes, hey.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
I'm not going to find anything here I don't want to, right?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
Like some naked pictures of an old lady.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And he goes, ha, ha, ha.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And my laugh is like, ha, ha, ha.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And I even say, I hope not.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
Now I'm sitting here up against the wall, my head tilted, and I'm watching him take this piece of clothing and go through it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
We call this kneading.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
He's kneading it with his hands.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And he's feeling it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And I'll just say this.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
Technology-wise in 2007, had he grabbed that part of that clothing, he would have felt something.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And he gets close.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And he even looks directly at a camera.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
So while he's doing that, you think my adrenaline's here, and then it dumps, and then it's here, and then it dumps.