Scott Payne

I'm playing along.

And I'm like, you know, I heard you guys talk about we're going to have our own ethnostate, whether we've got a section in the Appalachian Mountains.

The base was already setting up another one in the upper peninsula of Michigan.

The leader of the base had property in Pacific Northwest.

I said, but you know, I haven't heard anything about procreation.

I'm like, you know, I haven't seen any of you guys dating anybody.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I'm like, you know, I'm married, but ain't nobody messing with my wife.

And I was like, so what is your plan?

And they're, well, I didn't miss a beat.

Oh, we're just going to fuck with him.

Holy shit.

I said, oh, you're going to fuck with him?

And they said, yeah.

And I said...

You guys don't have a lot of experience with women, do you?

And they're like, well, it might work for a little while, but at some point you're going to have to go to sleep.

You're probably going to wake up missing parts you went to bed with.

I mean, that doesn't even make any sense.