Simon Harris

Hello and welcome.

You're listening to Senior Hurling, the podcast.

Very important podcast with me, Simon Harris, where we dish the hot goss about economics in a way even a child could understand.

Or say, a 39-year-old who never looked sideways at finance until late last year.

Stop the blackguarding now, will you?

My co-host, co-teach with the least, is Micheál Martin.

And we're going to break down the economy for peeps.

I'd like to clarify that our economy is not, in fact, breaking down in terms of... No, well, that's not what I said.

Blah, blah.

I know this is all new to you, but the fundamentals are totally sound.

You'd want to be mental to try and meddle with our economy, which is basically the steam off multinational tax avoidance, propping up cattle farms and overruns on everything we have built.

And I hear a lot of griping about big tech these days from the sort of opposition types in open neck grey shirts who work themselves up far too much considering the cut of their body mass index numbers.

Yeah.

Lay off.

Well, now that is the main complaint that these companies earning trillions are laying off workers in terms of... Oh, right.

Which is a good thing if you look at it from the right angle, which would be from the downward dog point of view.

We will do all we can to support this economy, by which we mean we will do all they want.

We will.

That's why we gave Offaly to Amazon.

Well, a wind farm in the county.