Simon Harris
speaker
1,087 appearances
4 recordings
3 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 1 May
Simon Harris’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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That's right, the 1st of July, the exact same date the hospitality VAT rate gets cut for hoteliers.
Complete coincidence, by the way.
Nothing to do with making business lunches cheaper for EU diplo-bros.
Dipso-diplomats, we'll be calling them.
That's right.
It's going to be great.
Every single hotel room in Dublin, block booked by mandarins for the second half of the year.
Block?
Which, of course, has nothing to do with Ukrainians getting the boot from their hotels by August.
Another coincidence.
We're not even pretending anymore.
Anna will show off only the best Ireland has to offer.
Oysters and porridge at the ambassador's reception.
Boiled eggs stacked in a pyramid like Ferrero Rocher's.
Everyone who owns a harp will make a fortune.
Red-headed children dragged out for every photo op.
And then I can retire happily at Christmas before the energy bills collapse the economy.
Okay, let's leave it there.
I have to go to my next grind.
I'm finally going to learn what a deficit is.
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