Stat Guy
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323 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jan 2025
Stat Guy’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah, at least you have a great complaint to just bitch about. In your mind, you can look back on this game a year from now being like, we should have beat the Chiefs, but the refs fucked us.
That's good. It's nice to have an excuse that is not your fault at all.
Just look up Texans fans arrowhead. The cold weather is when the coaches wear the ski mask on the sidelines because the one that goes above your mouth, it blocks out the lip readers out there. Yeah. It's perfect. That's why Andy Reid has a big mustache.
It's crazy.
Yeah, that's like that thing that leans out over the Willis Tower that you look at.
I didn't think that C.J. played bad. I think that this is something that you can be happy with going into next year.
What a fucking game. If you're a Lions fan, please fast forward probably for the next three minutes. I understand that you would not want to. It's going to be longer than that. That you would want to listen to this. Yeah. But for the first time that I can ever remember in my life. I'm thinking soupy. I'm finally thinking soupy. And the turnaround this team had is fucking unreal from last year.
Last year, the commanders were 4-13. We had the worst defense in the NFL, ranked number 32. We had the 25th offense in the NFL. A minus 189 point differential. Wow. This year, 14-5, 16th-ranked defense, 5th-ranked offense, 1st-ranked offense on 4th down. A couple weeks ago, we weren't sure if they were good. We thought that they just won games. They're good.
They just kicked a great team's ass in their house. They're a fucking good team. And Jaden Daniels, he is God. Jaden, he's the best. I think he's the best quarterback in the NFC. I think he's probably top five in the NFL. This team is just incredible to watch. It was a lot of fun. That second quarter was just nuts. Just score, score, score.
And the defense stepped it up big time, creating turnovers. The interceptions of Jared, the interception of the trick play that Ben Johnson tried to run. They did kind of a bend-but-don't-break thing. The Lions were scoring touchdowns. They were gashing us with Jameer Gibbs. And then for some reason, they kept putting Montgomery back out there.
On Friday, I said, Montgomery's a great player and he's tough as fuck. If he's battled back and he's playing in this game, I respect the hell out of him. But at the same time, if you're going to tell me I'm either getting Montgomery on the field or Gibbs on the field as a Commanders fan, give Montgomery as many touches as you can possibly give him because we couldn't stop Jameer Gibbs at all.
uh and yeah they they scored their points they took their shots but their defense i think probably sustained too many injuries over the course of the season to be able to do much to stop the uh the commanders but it is it's incredible it's it's been such a fun season and uh jayden is the first quarterback that's drafted in the top four to ever make a championship game as a rookie and uh
Yeah, it was a lot of fun. It was scary going into the game. I wasn't feeling confident until we recovered that onside kick at the end. But, yeah, man, I think we can beat anybody.
That's what Jaden has done. I don't think that we're the best team in the NFL. I don't think we necessarily have the best roster top to bottom in the NFL. But I think that we could beat any team on any given Sunday. And the keys to the game, fuck them up, put the women and children to bed, Jaden Daniels, and the hype video. Four check marks.
Thank you. I appreciate it. Max didn't care for it.
Guess what? It worked. It worked. It worked. Was it supposed to hype up other people or Commander's fans?
No, I didn't see that. I saw almost 100% approval rating on the hype video.
Yeah, it was telling a story. I was telling a story.
So on fourth down, I noticed this early on in the season, like third and short, fourth and short. Jaden Daniels just doesn't care. He just doesn't care at all. He's the same guy. He acts like it's a first and ten every time. He acts like it's the easiest play in the world. He's unflappable. He's cool. He does not panic ever.
So when we do these fourth down conversions, I'm always like, yeah, you know what, Dan? Fuck it. Let's go for it.
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