Stat Guy
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first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jan 2025
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That was bad. So I think we were three for four on fourth down conversions. Don't take the ball out of Jaden Daniels' hands. Don't do it with the commanders. I think after Saturday night's game, we now have the most fourth down conversions. in playoff history after two games. They go for it. They're consistent. Dan Quinn's been doing this all year. He out-Dan Dan.
This is the type of game plan that Dan Campbell's known for. Dan Quinn did it. We executed better. He does not give a fuck that it's fourth down. I don't know how he does it. He doesn't feel emotions. He just goes out there and he acts like it's practice.
Well, that's not true scientifically. That was Stu going back in his bag. But you know what? It's a playoff. Everybody's dealing with something. Everyone's nicked up in the playoffs.
He's unreal. He's unreal. Yeah, the turnaround that they've had, and the guys on defense, the second drive that the Lions had going in, they were up 7-3, and we forced a fumble, recovered it. I think if the Lions score that, it might be a different game. But to come up with a big play at the right time between him, Jeremy Chin, Mikey Sander still, I fucking love this guy. I love him so much.
Got two picks. He played receiver at Michigan, too. Not just cornerback. He is the best. And a tough break with Sam Cosme, who was playing well, and then he got rolled up on. Probably our best offensive lineman. He's our only Pro Bowl offensive lineman. He is now out with an ACL. That sucks. But we saw the emergence in the last couple weeks of playoff De'Ami. So De'Ami Brown...
is absolutely... The story behind him is wild. So Grant Paulson tweeted out these stats. De'Ami Brown went four years in the NFL without catching five passes in a game. Jeez. Not once over four seasons did he do it. In the last two games, in the playoffs... Five catches, 89 yards and a touchdown. Six catches, 98 yards. And this is going up against Amon Ross St.
Brown, who is a great receiver that talks shit about Diame. I think that was last year, being like, tell me how many catches this guy has. I think he might have been drafted ahead of him, so that's one of the guys that he remembers on that list. But playoff Diame is a different guy.
And that drop in the bucket that Jaden had to him on that post route while he was blindfolded with the hand of the defender... Just absolutely incredible stuff.
Yeah, like the culture and the GM and the head coach and the belief in yourself, like none of that means shit unless you have a special quarterback. Right. And that's the biggest part of the equation. Yeah. Yeah, I love Dan Quinn. I love Jane Daniels. I love Terry McLaurin.
I'm so happy for him every time he does something that stands out because it's like this guy has been a great, great wide receiver for some really shitty quarterbacks. So it's fun seeing him. And just saying the words, the Washington Commanders are in the NFC Championship game.
I feel like I died. I feel like I'm a dead person and this is the sixth sense or I'm in heaven. I mean, if I'm in heaven, cool. That rocks. That means we're there too. So it's like win-win. But yeah, I feel like I'm dead. And this is something that's not real that's happening. I'd never, never thought that this would happen this quickly.
But yeah, if you have a shitty owner, just all you have to do is protest for 20 years, have him found culpable for sexual harassment via multiple investigations, have him be investigated for cooking the books and stealing money from the other owners. And then maybe you'll end up getting him out too.
None of this happens. No. If Dan Snyder owns a team, the field goal last week is missing by 40 yards to the right.
The snap never even gets to the holder. Yeah, it matters so much. The Hail Mary would have never happened if it were Dan Snyder that owned the team. You don't get good luck on your side if you have a shitty owner.
Yeah, probably. I hope that he watched the game, and I hope he's so fucking pissed off. I hope you're just miserable right now, Dan, wherever you are. Fuck you.
Yeah, even if it's a team that you used to own.
I think he was the last person hired.
Yeah, he was the last coach hired.
That masks that whole thing. Let this also show for the record that in case you were somehow a fucking moron and you thought that being Big Cat, no ball, Dan Quinn was the last guy on my list. Yeah. I did doubt Dan Quinn. I wanted Ben Johnson last year.
I wanted Ben Johnson last year, and guess what happened? I didn't get Ben Johnson. I was upset. Instead, I got Dan Quinn. What does Dan Quinn do? He goes and he beats Ben Johnson in the playoffs.
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