Stavros Halkias
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823 appearances
6 recordings
5 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 15 Dec
Stavros Halkias’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You're a wire guy? I was definitely – I mean, again, a wire guy later on. Well, not even later. I guess in my – when it was coming out. It was too real at the time. I caught on. I mean, yeah. I mean, they filmed – I remember being alive when they filmed season two. They filmed the Greek season. They used the restaurant my mother was currently a waitress at.
For real, yeah. That's awesome. It's closed down now, but yeah. They filmed in that restaurant.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, the east side where it's like all the fucking white drug dealers truly was like right around my neighborhood.
And like on that side of town. You know, I was just, I was a very, we didn't get cable until pretty late in the game. So I was just like, I was making do with reruns, Seinfeld kid.
I'm 35. You're 35 and didn't have cable when you were young? No, I mean, I was... Is that immigrant shit? Yeah, we were fucking poor. And also, my dad didn't give a fuck about... We got cable as soon as he could get satellite TV and watch Greek shit. And so then we had, like, a couple channels.
Oh, no, Dish Network swept Greektown. Are you kidding me? It was like one after, once you saw one dish go up, it fucking, every fucking ceiling.
Yeah, I wish. They definitely, yeah, you couldn't steal Dish Network like you could cable.
First, yeah, first cable. And I think we got it when I was in like, you know, Maybe I was in, like, middle school at some point.
But I just watched... I was just, like, the classic, you get home, whatever's on in that syndicated... Three, six, and ten.
I mean, I was poor is the difference. Like, being fucking, you know, being... Like, being poor makes it feel like I was Gen X in certain ways. Like, I'm not an internet... I didn't have the internet until fucking... We had dial-up when I was, again, in middle school.
We had to do it. I printed pictures and jacked off to them. We'd go to freeones.com. Yeah. I spent a lot of time trying to find naked WWE ladies. Shout out to Sable. Yeah, Sable. A lot of stuff. There was a couple fakes that I still think of. I don't jack off to them, but I think of them fondly. There you go. Maybe I'll incorporate them in the appetizer part of jerking off.
When you're just kind of thinking about stuff.
A lot of ink. Still the same amount of ink, though. I know. The paper's not the problem.
Yeah, dude, it was fucking, it was hilarious. And then we got, there was a weird period where we had dial-ups so late that, like, Kazaa and all that other shit is already around. Like, downloading MP3s and videos is already happening. But because it was dial-up, to download a video, I would literally just put it on all night.
And we just wouldn't have a telephone.
Yeah, it was awesome. My parents were such immigrants that they had no idea how the computer worked at all. And then one day, my mom... Like, it was atrocious. She just, like... She just, like, figured... Took some class at the library, and it was just like... Fucking bamboozled you.
Yeah, my... I never even... I was so fucking cocky, I never even bothered to clear my internet history. I was like, I'm not... I'm not fucking losing these memories. I need to know what to jack off to. And it was just like, you know, bang bus.
My mom didn't know how to use a computer. There was even one that was like, and then, you know, it would link you. I think, you know, you would link to other shit. There wasn't like the tube sites. You would go on specific websites. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you would watch the teasers. Shout out to the teenagers. And I got deep.
And then, you know, it's fucked up what a teenage boy, like children now, what they're getting into. It must be insane. But one of the sites, you just are like, let's see the most fucking weird shit.
And one of them was literally crackwhores.com. And I just remember hearing my mother, who I've never used a computer ever in her life, just yell like, what is crackwhores.com in her fucking Greek accent? I was like, ah, we must. And the classic. We got a virus, ma. A virus was big.
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