Stephen Colbert
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Look at this.
I have got to see that.
Ice Age?
No, the new Star Wars trailer.
But it's...
It's the same trailer you just saw on TV.
Right, right, right.
But in a movie theater, the screen dwarfs me.
The TV trailer has only whet my appetite.
The feast is this Friday.
So you're really looking forward to this movie?
Did you not like episode one?
No, I mean, I loved the trailer, but I heard the movie was terrible, you know?
You just like trailers?
What's not to like, John?
I mean, you've got the buttery-voiced narrator asking me to imagine a world where something happens, or every so often a film comes along that does something, you know?
I love the excitement when the trailer is fun and upbeat, and then you hear that needle scratch, like, ah!
And everything sort of stops, and then someone mugs for the camera, like, wah-wah-wah!
You know, that, that my friend, is trailertainment.