Stephen Colbert
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John, Conan will not let this thing go.
Even though we've proven who made Mike Huckabee, on his show, on Friday night, he attacked both of us by saying he made both of us.
Chuck, do we have that?
That's what I'm talking about.
I thought you should know, John.
He seems pretty serious.
No, I think he's absolutely serious.
Oh, he is, and he is a big, dangerous man.
He's like 7'4", John.
No, he's not, John.
There's no way.
For one thing, I happen to know Conan O'Brien is too cheap to pay for cable.
Not only is he too cheap, I happen to know that Conan O'Brien is too stupid to even figure out that we are talking about him.
And even if Conan O'Brien were to ever make a move on either one of us, I don't want to talk about this.
I want to tangle.
How do you want to settle this?
I'm going to kick your ass.
Come on, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.