Stephen Colbert

because he talks about walker texas ranger and chuck norris supports huckabee when the truth is everybody knows i made huckabee uh by giving him the colbert bump right then conan attacked me by saying he made me by talking about me on his show and last week this good man came on my show and set the record straight with a little bit of tape you know i did it about who made can i tell you why i did it i would love to because nobody puts baby in a corner that's right

Chuck, can we show everybody what John did?

We don't need to do that.

Yes.

Look at that.

I know it's alarming, but don't avert your gaze, folks.

Exactly.

So I made Huckabee, and Conan made me, and you made Conan.

You made Huckabee, my friend.

Exactly.

But I got to tell you, John, here's the disturbing thing.

I'm sorry you had to go through that.

Go through what?

The humiliation.

Can we show that film again, Chuck?

John, that piece of tape right there just shows that behind the suit, behind the fame, you're empty.

There's nothing backing up your career.

That's it.

That's who you are behind all this.

That era is over, John.