Sunil Patel
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157 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 20 Jul
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Hello again.
I'm Sunil Patel, broadcaster, actor, comedian, banking advert star, Lexus owner, and I once got fired from the BBC Asian Network in a stairwell.
Why am I telling you this?
To establish my credentials, and to let you know that, like other great documentarians, such as Werner Herzog, Nick Broomfield, and a girl one, probably, I'm a cool guy who's lived a life.
If you followed my award-ignored journey towards self-betterment over the last two series, you'll know that I started by delving into the world of cryptocurrency, before charming my way into the upper classes.
So now I've knocked money on the head, then went mad with power, which leaves only one possible option to complete the trilogy.
Sex.
Welcome to Sunil Patel, An Idiot's Guide to Becoming a Sex God.
I began my sexual odyssey on WhatsApp, because you can go on WhatsApp lying down, by texting every man I know with an ear piercing to see if they had any intel about how to get into one of those underground orgies you used to see on Eurotrash after your parents had gone to bed.
Sure, you'd have to watch with the sound turned right down, but I think we can all agree it was worth it.
I was certain it wouldn't be long before one of those rat-tailed baristas texted me back a what-three-words with the location of some of the grottiest front rooms that Middle England has to offer.
Why are you doing this?
As usual, my landlord Helen was less than enthusiastic.
Well, it's a trilogy, isn't it?
Money, power, sex.
That's how it finishes.
Yeah, but sex?
I don't know, it's just a bit sleazy.
This is journalism.
It's what young people like.
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