Sunil Patel
speaker
157 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 20 Jul
Sunil Patel’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You can't do a show about sex with young people.
No, no, no, not with...
I'm having sex for young people.
You are going to look like a perv on the BBC.
Thankfully, there's no better place.
After a top-secret initiation process of being forwarded an e-vite by a part-time librarian I once met at a comedy gig, I was able to secure myself a one-way ticket to the inner circle of debauchery.
quench is a play party which google assured me is either a gathering to engage in bdsm or a 19th century folk dance obviously i sincerely hoped it was the former because the last time i did the electric slide i split my trousers zipped to ass and at least according to my auntie completely ruined my cousin's wedding i'd been given the green light to attend but i didn't want to embarrass myself so i dressed to blend in
Hi, I'm here for the party, wink.
Yeah, I got my trainers on.
Fit check.
Full body, skin tight jumpsuit, brackets, black PVC.
Village people style chauffeur hat, nipple chains and a fresh pair of New Balance trainers.
I've got plantar fasciitis and Achilles tendonitis, so I do need the bounce.
I guess what I'm trying to do is try and become really good at sex.
So if I do well at this one, can I come to the sex dungeon party?
I've been tricked.
This wasn't a sex-free-for-all, it wasn't even a sex-free-for-one, because you had to pay entrance on the door.
Turns out you really had to get to know people before they'd agree to sleep with you, and these hippies were much more interested in the boring work of creating a safe space for their members.
If I wanted to get an invite to the actual sex party, I'd have to make small talk, which I hate.
If people don't like my personality, how do I game the system?
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