Superfan Giovanni (Host)
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They're totally spoiled welfare brats, the whole province.
They do modern dance, they get millions of dollars.
Because the FLQ called themselves the niggers of Canada.
Yes, they coined that phrase.
Canadians are so polite and they're so easily intimidated that these guys go, give us grants.
You've oppressed us.
You've been speaking English all day long.
Give us tons of money for our modern dance awareness culture troupe.
They're against Anglophones, English people in general.
So they don't like Americans, but they don't like Ontarians or Newfoundlandians or Vancouverites either.
I guess they're a little more partial to France-French, but no, they're very parochial.
In fact, their language is so ancient that they call a car un char, meaning it's not a car with a C-H, it's a chariot.
And if you go deep, deep into the mountains of France and you find some 100-year-old lady, she'll say, and you'll go, oh, there's a Quebec accent.
They've preserved that 400-year-old accent.
They're cave people.
Oh, such a cunt.