Taylor Neely
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35 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
Taylor Neely’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Well, I'm sober because I used to smoke a lot of crack cocaine, and I don't do that anymore.
Yeah, that last guy doesn't have fucking shit on me.
How does that happen? You see Wolf of Wall Street? What? Wolf of Wall Street. I really loved cocaine in college. And then when I was drunk, I saw Wolf of Wall Street. And when they smoked crack in Wolf of Wall Street and drunk me, I was like, that looks like a fuckload of fun. And then I went home from college. I'm from Columbus, Ohio. And I went to Ohio State. Go Buckeyes.
And I went to, I came out of a blackout and I asked this guy if he knew where to get crack.
Yes, a homeless guy.
The first time I smoked crack. So it's like a young homeless black man. He seemed like my age. And I'm like, do you know where to get crack? He takes me to the bad part of... a high street, which is like a... Yeah.
And then he takes me to a tall, lanky black guy, and I give him money, and he could have walked away with the money, but crackheads are very honorable, and he comes back with... He comes back with the crack, and we smoke it, and then, like, somehow I get a gaggle of, like, homeless guys, and we're walking down the street...
And we go into a, I go into a convenience store because I want some water, because Coke and crack makes you very thirsty. And I like, they start asking me for money and shit, and I don't want to deal with this. So I'm walking out of the gas station, and there's another guy walking to his car, and then like, oh, yo, pretend I'm with you. And I get in their car, and we speed off.
And then these guys are like, yo, what'd you get into tonight? And I'm like, well, I smoked crack for the first time. And then they're like, well, you want to smoke some more? So...
He dropped me back off at my friend's fraternity house at 6 a.m.
Drunk B loves it. Okay. Sober me, it's bad. It's bad at the end. It's fun for the first 30 minutes.
Every time I got drunk until I got it under control this time.
No, it was more like I'm like a binger. Like I'll relapse and then I'll binge for like a week and I went to the psych ward recently and that was bad. I was being too naughty. What the fuck?
Okay, I am the guy on the corner with the windshield wiper just trying to wash people's windshields.
Fuck.
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