Teresa Strasser

I went to junior college.

I'm not getting any cell reception in your tub, by the way, so I don't know what we're going to do.

So you were in the hospital for how many days?

Four.

Four days.

What color was the beanie on the baby?

No beanie?

No beanie?

They have a no beanie policy?

Oh, man.

We're really cutting back.

No beanie on the baby?

What about when the beanie was in the nursery or the infirmary?

What the?

first i don't know what it was five hours or something where they're stitching you up and wheeling you over and getting you into your room and stuff like that isn't the baby in the in the clear tub with the other babies some hospitals have that but now the new trend is called rooming in so there is no nursery the baby is with you every second you are in charge of the baby man

Well, by the way, how are you supposed to announce that your baby is so much better looking than all the other babies if they're not in amongst the other babies?

Yeah, it's fun seeing an ugly baby.

Wow, no nursery for even a few hours.

I think you're like me, you're a people person, not a person person.

You like groups.