Teresa Strasser

I also have a no nuts policy.

I don't do work for people that are fucking nuts.

So I'll be staying home while you are with the nuts celebrating your no nuts policy.

But no PB&J.

Unreal.

What a life.

All right.

So let's get back to What's-His-Nose.

Yeah.

So now how long in the hospital?

Yeah.

Well, I can... I know that... But you can numb someone without sort of freezing someone, you know, paralyzing them.

That's why I'm asking about the paralyzing part because I do know there's certain operations where I had a hand operation.

They literally strap you down to a sandwich board because they don't want you moving in the middle of their shit.

Because you might not even voluntarily...

Uh, the part where, you know, you hear about, I don't know, Ricky Lake or whoever talking about having the kids in the tub with the candle lit and the trauma and all that.

It's all, it's all making sense, but yet you wouldn't want to do it that way, right?

Yeah.

But until something goes wrong...

You got some fat dyke who smells like patchouli.