Teresa Strasser
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
So the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, the only sandwich that gets better with time, but yet children are denied.
Oh, by the way.
I have to say this.
I am talking about this child's future.
No short leg kid.
No, no, no peanut butter and jelly.
And no polio.
No polio.
Well, that's a plus.
I'm looking for the downsides.
The one also there would also be the one fat kid you could make fun of.
Now there's nine fat kids who'll kick your ass.
You know, bad kids have taken over, taken over the asylum.
Yeah, I will be.
I'm proud to say my kids pre-K, pre-pre, whatever it is, school that that school, by the way.
has a no nuts policy, like not only just no peanuts, but no cashews and no almonds.
And they wanted me to do their charity, whatever thing on Saturday where I sell pies.
And I told my beautiful wife, Lynette, deliver this message verbatim to them.