Teresa Strasser

Tears of joy and tears of pain.

Well, let me just say this.

I was talking to somebody about this

Kevin Henshick, a guy I do a lot of writing with, I was talking to him about... Well, what happened was we went to Blog World and went and showed up in Vegas.

And there's all the mommies.

Now, you're taking a different angle.

on uh on your blogging mom blogging but all these mommies that decide to get together uh and talk about you know the do's and don'ts of you know a packed lunch friend or foe or the flu shot when to know and all this kind of bullshit and it's always it's all the same chicks it's 40 year old white chicks and they act like the first people on the planet to ever give birth like they're like

It's so narcissistic when they do that.

Oh, here's what you should do.

Meanwhile, the chick that's taking care of their kids from Guatemala already has four kids in high school.

Or three of them, actually three dropped out.

But the point is...

she crapped out a bunch of kids when she was 19 20 21 and 22 raised them they're fine all of a sudden the whole world the planet obviously has crapped out kids before you you got crapped out or you wouldn't be here yet somehow you're 41 you have a kid you have to write a children's book about it you have to do a blog you have to explain to other mommies how to be a mommy and i thought and

you have to judge people who don't breastfeed or who do and again it's the ultimate narcissism because it's it's if you're the only person when in fact you were late to the game you were 20 years behind the curve and i was laughing with with kevin hench about was is it's as if i discovered beating off at age 40 and had to tell all my friends like oh you grab your cock and you just pull it and it feels so good brian are you listening you just pull it once no

You keep pulling it.

Meanwhile, it's something you all mastered by the ninth grade.

Yeah, you start.

But I'm telling you like it's the first time you've ever heard it when I'm 40.

You're not going to believe this.

You're not going to believe.