Teresa Strasser
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Podcast Appearances
Fellas, attention, fellas.
There's a way to have an orgasm without hiring a prostitute.
Good thing you already have a computer.
Yeah, do's and don'ts.
Jergens plus prel with a big X, you know, shampoo with a big X across it.
Yeah, things I've learned.
Themes to masturbate to.
Yeah, it's like, I'm 40.
Everyone's been doing this since 14.
Believe me, they know.
Yeah.
Right.
Here's a picture of me and my penis.
This is where it's flaccid.
Here's where it's tumescent.
Right.
The hamper in the background is, yeah, right, right.
Yes, yes, yes, we know.
We all got a head start on you on this, and you're just telling us a bunch of shit we already know or learned or don't care about.
Sure, that's different.