Thalia
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303 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
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Yeah, like it could have taken her 12 years to go through college. Those are the two options on the table.
That wouldn't necessarily mean she was dumb. I'm not happy to be labeled as either.
It took me six years.
Hey, I'm proud of you. It took me four and a half, but that's close.
Close enough. Who cares?
Yeah. So I was just getting back to Charleston. My senior year of college was about to start. It was going to be a few weeks until the school year started, but I was in a sorority at the time. So there were some obligations I needed to do. Like we had like a little video shoot for rushing. Oh, wow.
Yeah. I get to Charleston and I'm not feeling super well. I had just gotten back. The last thing I had eaten was cheese curds from Culver's and I'm lactose intolerant. So I was like, okay, I had a tummy ache. So I go to the sorority thing. I tell everyone, hi, I'm not feeling so good, but I'm here.
I got a belly full of cheese curds. Are you Asian?
People think that all the time. I am just white.
I kind of thought it. And then when I heard lactose intolerant, I remember 90% Asians are lactose intolerant. Then it all added up.
I know. Are you astounded that I'm still in business?
Wait, which part? Did she look Asian or that Asians are 90% lactose intolerant?
We just didn't need to know that.
Cheese curds.
We didn't need to know that. That's so good. No, a lot of people do ask me that, so don't feel bad. Nobody believes that I am white.
Just an old-fashioned honky.
Win-win. I ended up going home early from this thing. And then progressively over the next four days, my stomach is getting worse. I'm constipated for sure.
Okay, so you weren't dealing with Honus Reus those four days.
Say that again? That's Dax's word for diarrhea.
Yeah, Honus Reus. It sounds a little more something.
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