Thalia

I'm thinking more something roped to the dock. Maybe a watercraft.

Okay, those are our guesses. Rock and watercraft.

Okay, those are our guesses. Rock and watercraft.

Okay, those are our guesses. Rock and watercraft.

I land on top of a steaming nettle or a jellyfish. Oh. Oh.

I land on top of a steaming nettle or a jellyfish. Oh. Oh.

I land on top of a steaming nettle or a jellyfish. Oh. Oh.

I didn't even know they dwelled in rivers.

I didn't even know they dwelled in rivers.

I didn't even know they dwelled in rivers.

Yeah, they come up north in Nanticoke River in August, which is why we always spotted our landings. But I hit with my left foot on the dome of a pretty big jellyfish. And it rode past my toes, up my gigantic board shorts, in my taint, around my crack, everywhere. And then it stopped on my double-knotted waistband.

Yeah, they come up north in Nanticoke River in August, which is why we always spotted our landings. But I hit with my left foot on the dome of a pretty big jellyfish. And it rode past my toes, up my gigantic board shorts, in my taint, around my crack, everywhere. And then it stopped on my double-knotted waistband.

Yeah, they come up north in Nanticoke River in August, which is why we always spotted our landings. But I hit with my left foot on the dome of a pretty big jellyfish. And it rode past my toes, up my gigantic board shorts, in my taint, around my crack, everywhere. And then it stopped on my double-knotted waistband.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm not understanding. You land on this jellyfish, and then the tentacles come up around your legs?

Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm not understanding. You land on this jellyfish, and then the tentacles come up around your legs?

Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm not understanding. You land on this jellyfish, and then the tentacles come up around your legs?

My foot comes down on top of it, and then it just slides itself up my leg.

My foot comes down on top of it, and then it just slides itself up my leg.

My foot comes down on top of it, and then it just slides itself up my leg.

Oh, my God.