Thalia
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303 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
Thalia’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It sounds cuter. It's beautiful. I wasn't going to the bathroom like at all. So I went to the pharmacy and I was like, okay, I got to figure this out. So I kind of explored multiple different routes over this four day period. I took a bunch of laxatives. I drank a bunch of black coffee. Nothing was working. And I was like, damn, this is the worst constipation I've ever had in my whole life.
Like it hurts so bad.
Are you someone that had dealt with constipation frequently or is this out of the blue?
Pretty frequently. As a lactose intolerant person who loves everything dairy, my fate's sealed. But it's not getting any better. I felt so bad I didn't want to eat anything. And I don't know why I just kind of ignored that part. And I was like, nothing's working. I don't know what's going on. At the end of this period of time, I'm with a friend and I wake up in the middle of the night.
I turn over to her. I nudge her. I'm like, I don't feel good. I quite literally have a terrible gut feeling. I think it's time I go to the hospital. And like, I had never been to the hospital really before. And she's like, I've had constipation. That's really, really painful. Like, you're probably fine. And I'm like, I'm going to go. So she's like, OK, let me know what happens.
So I go to the hospital. Let me know what happens. Why doesn't she go with you?
What's she going to do? She's not a doctor.
It's nice to support your friends. My God.
She's not a cab driver. She's not a doctor. She's not a paramedic.
So I drive to this ER and it's so quiet. It's 2020. So you have to go up to the door, tell them about your symptoms and ask to be let in. Or they like assess you there. They take your temperature. Basically, they're like, why are you here? Two nurses approach the door. They're like, what are your symptoms? Take my temp. And he's like, well, there's not much we can do for a stomachache. Oh my God.
He said, do you want me to leave? Should I go home? And the other nurse was kind of like, sorry about him. No, please come inside. I'm like, okay. Oh God.
We haven't seen a patient in a week.
Anyway, it was wild. So they let me in and like no one's there. Was it really so much trouble?
Oh.
That's good. You should guess out loud. That's a good guess.
Okay.
Monica has a guess.
She thinks your appendix are in trouble.
Can't you just respect my needs?
I don't know. Sometimes yes and sometimes no.
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