The Zerkie

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1,132 appearances 4 recordings 1 series first heard Aug 2026 last heard 3d ago

The Zerkie’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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the zurkie show · how it feels to be fat · 25 Sep 2026 podcast

It all depends, man. matched

And what I can speak on is my experience, and that's what I'm gonna do today. matched

And I'm going to tell you what's gonna happen in the next year. matched

So, first of all, why did I get here? matched

Like, why am I sitting with uh extra weight on my body? matched

I didn't used to look like this. matched

This is what I used to look like look like, probably, I don't know, eight, ten years ago. matched

Very, very different. matched

I was very, very skinny. matched

Um, actually a little bit too skinny. matched

I remember I had one game in uh in high school. matched

I was playing varsity soccer, I got called up as a sophomore because I was running. matched

running super super fast in pre-training and they're like, this guy's gonna be good to give uh some of the other guys a a break. matched

And because of this, I had my first ever experience where I was like trying to muscle the guy next to me while we were playing this like e exhibition game that meant nothing. matched

I'm trying to muscle this guy that's next to me. matched

And he he was a senior. matched

He was a big guy, big stocky guy. matched

And I remember as I was bumping into him, he like stopped, looked at me, grabbed me, and just threw me into the net on a corner kick. matched

It was matched

physical feat that I ever experienced. matched

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