Theo Von

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64,122 appearances 136 recordings 13 series first heard Aug 2018 last heard 3d ago

Theo Von’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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It's always fucking wet, you know?
Yeah.
The top half inch is fucking, you know, it's the only it's it's like comes with a head on it, you know.
It's like Mikey, it's like I I see Mike's
Yeah, it's like, yeah.
Yeah, it comes with a fucking head on it, dude.
But I bought some cocaine and I thought it was a performance enhancer, like a creatine or something.
So I'm fucking snorting this shit.
I ran eight miles out there on the railroad tracks, dude.
And I didn't miss a fucking tr you know how you go on railroad tracks, you're like boom, those the things going across, the wooden.
I didn't miss a one, boy.
I fucking was cruising.
When were you the first time you did cocaine?
Probably right then.
Uh
It probably was about fourteen or something.
Oh Jesus.
You beat me by a fucking year and a half.
Really?
Fuck yeah.
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