Theo Von
speaker
64,122 appearances
136 recordings
13 series
first heard Aug 2018
last heard 3d ago
Theo Von’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
We'd get drunk while he was gone.
This motherfucker would come back.
He was always wearing like a Heathcliff t-shirt.
Remember Heathcliff, that cartoon?
He was always wearing.
It said like Heathcliff.
Loves Christ or whatever on it.
And he was always wearing that bitch.
And he'd come back and we would fucking be leaning on the brooms, just bent out of our minds, bruh.
And but when he'd get back, it was almost like he was bringing the pizzas back for us because we'd forgot he would even send him out there.
We'd drink so much draft beer while he was going.
And the pizzas were still good enough, you know, to eat.
So we're like, fuck yeah, we got pizzas.
And we'd cheer him on when he got back.
We're all excited.
This motherfucker just whatever money we're the big
business was gonna make for the day was just gone, bro.
And these pizzas was wet in the middle, bro.
And I'll say that till I die, bro.
The pizzas that they sold were wet in the middle.
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