Theo Von

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64,122 appearances 136 recordings 13 series first heard Aug 2018 last heard 3d ago

Theo Von’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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So that was pretty crazy, dude.
You just bullshit with these motherfuckers who are who were trying to get like a hot read on some bass or whatever, you know.
So, but even just shit like that, you get into it and then like life becomes like this sort of thing that's like, all right, you know, this is interesting.
And then I think God just blesses you with different characters that come by.
We had a guy at work, I've told this story before, but he would deliver pizzas and um we'd make up fake or fake.
He never watched any pop culture.
He never watched movies or anything.
He was like a born-again Christian or like reborn-again or whatever it's called, unborn or whatever, fucking twice-baked or whatever for Christ or whatever.
He was just like a little potato skin for the Lord, this guy, you know.
So he he but he we would call, he was a manager at the pizza joint.
So we c we'd make up fake pizza orders.
You know, we'd make up a p you know a pizza order for like uh
You know, it could be anybody.
It could be fucking Wesley Snipes, right?
Like four miles away, wanted six pizzas.
So we'd make the pizzas.
He'd go take, he had no idea, never heard of Wesley Snipes.
He never owned a television, anything like that.
He was always at church.
So he'd go deliver the he'd probably go out there.
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