Tilly

He's got a parking ticket because I couldn't be fucked parking a 2500 in the car park, so I parked in the staff car park.

LAUGHTER And they fucking got me.

LAUGHTER Oh, fucking hell.

Oi, and I come out, and right beside where I parked was the parking office, so I was never going to get away with it.

LAUGHTER

Nah, but I kind of was walking on air.

I thought nothing could go wrong, but the old parking warden got me.

Well done, bro.

Fuck, you know, nothing like a good diocese situation to get me to introduce me to CPR, eh?

Fucking hell.

I was trying to sink or swim at that point, and particularly that I had the custom CPR mode going on, the 16 to 1 breath.

Yeah.

That broke my head.

Every first responder would be like, you idiot, Tilly, but it worked.

Fuck yeah, it's so wild.

Apparently only 10% of CPR attempts work, and for 25 minutes, apparently it's more than that.

Oh, dude.

wildest thing.

Anyway, my mate called me before and he wanted to hear the story that I told him yesterday because he couldn't remember.

So I wasn't going to bring that up, but I was a bit antsy about telling him again.