Tilly
speaker
264 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 28 May
Tilly’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
He's got a parking ticket because I couldn't be fucked parking a 2500 in the car park, so I parked in the staff car park.
LAUGHTER And they fucking got me.
LAUGHTER Oh, fucking hell.
Oi, and I come out, and right beside where I parked was the parking office, so I was never going to get away with it.
LAUGHTER
Nah, but I kind of was walking on air.
I thought nothing could go wrong, but the old parking warden got me.
Well done, bro.
Fuck, you know, nothing like a good diocese situation to get me to introduce me to CPR, eh?
Fucking hell.
I was trying to sink or swim at that point, and particularly that I had the custom CPR mode going on, the 16 to 1 breath.
Yeah.
That broke my head.
Every first responder would be like, you idiot, Tilly, but it worked.
Fuck yeah, it's so wild.
Apparently only 10% of CPR attempts work, and for 25 minutes, apparently it's more than that.
Oh, dude.
wildest thing.
Anyway, my mate called me before and he wanted to hear the story that I told him yesterday because he couldn't remember.
So I wasn't going to bring that up, but I was a bit antsy about telling him again.
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