Tilly

Yeah, I said 9-1-1 and then I corrected and I said 1-1-1.

And so that was that.

Anyway, so he dropped them a pin and they were inbound and then they were like, I was like, well, how long is it going to be?

And they're like, well, they're coming from Hamilton and we're out pronging away and it's going to be 25 minutes.

I was like, Jesus Christ, this isn't good.

Like, this is not good.

So anyway, I started CPR and

And he was like, oh, it's 444, 444.

So the guy was still on the phone.

And this is the 111 attendant was still on the phone.

And I said, what about the breathing?

And they said, nah, we don't do that anymore.

I was like, fuck, he's going really blue.

So I made up my own custom CPR, which no one will want to hear.

How did you get the air into him?

Yeah, well, I was Johnny on the spot, so I was reading it in real time.

And so I went with 16 pumps and one big breath through the mouth, and fuck, he had the worst breath ever.

You've got no idea how bad his breath was.

And you boys know me, I'm not one to kiss a man, but I had to cross all boundaries at this point.

oh mate and i tell you what the breath was it was marginal but anyway i i hung in there so i blocked the nose and filled the lungs and that was sort of what the only thing that he'd sort of respond to and um so what happened was then i was just like i got touchy like the um the the attendant was on the phone and i said how long and they said oh