Tilly

They put the paddles on him, and it takes two minutes.

They took over.

And then next thing I was like, because I'd convinced the attendant guy that he needed an air ambulance.

So then I was like, fuck, I can hear the air ambulance.

So they're like that.

The ambulance people were like, but where can he land?

I was like, I'm a pilot.

He can land up the top there.

So I went up the top.

I knew they'd have night vision on and stuff like that.

There was an electric fence.

That was still going.

So I was pulsating.

I just grabbed the tape.

put that down, frigging wound it all up, frigging got shocked as shit, wounding that all up, got that all safety, then they came in, landed, and by the time, and then by the time they landed and all that, I came back down, and the ambulance has arrived, and man, I tell you what, they were like, oh, let's just do a full, like, autopsy, like, not autopsy, that's the wrong word, full assessment of all of his vitals, and I was like,

He needs an adrenaline shot.

He needs an adrenaline shot.

They're like, nah, we've got to do this.

I was like, nah, give him an adrenaline shot.

And I knew it because I've watched seven series of SEAL teams.