Timm Woods
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first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
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Instead, what we found was the empty vault and a secret door that had been dug up into the vault with a staircase that goes downward to level two of the Forge of Fury. And whoever dug that tunnel clearly has taken the treasure we came here for to lay claim to. Just a reminder also, everyone here is looking for the axe, but for very, very different reasons. Some of us can wield it.
Some of us want to destroy the axe in order to harvest its power. But we have not yet decided who's going to get the axe at the end of the day. So that's what we're looking for. We know there's a staircase leading down deeper into the dungeon where these thieves, not that it was our axe really, but they took it first, that we need to reclaim the treasure from.
It's not really an immunity axe, though it does give you immense power for defeating people who might try to take the axe from you. I establish that both the paladin and barbarian can wield the axe.
Our dwarven bard, also being a dwarf, can wield the axe, whereas you are maybe looking to take the axe, destroy it, harvest its power, and gain the power of a hundred souls, which would be very helpful for defeating anyone who is trying to kill you. Like, I don't know, a shredder or
Max, I feel like your druid circle wants to get this axe.
Oh, I would say that we don't know exactly who took this axe, but they clearly brought it deeper into the dungeon where things get a lot more dangerous for certain. And speaking of danger, I will also say that when we notice that the sound has died down from the ogre's bedroom, and we kind of might even check in to see what's going on in there, the ogre and your stepsister are completely missing.
We do not see them anywhere. It's as though someone has maybe kidnapped.
your stepsister perhaps it is unclear what has happened to them and you notice a blood stain you look under the bed the ogre's dead someone cut the ogre's throat and there are signs that you're there was some sort of a struggle here your sister appears to be missing i got a question so so someone cut the ogre's throat yes does anyone here have a sword uh
I will also say that as we're kind of pondering the staircase downward deeper into the dungeon, there is another character showing up. We had left a few orcs alive. There had been a shaman, a blood shaman, who was no longer a threat or anything. But one orc opens up the door.
to where all the dead orcs in the barracks are that you had cooked with your fireball, and this individual immediately starts talking really loudly. They seem like a particularly weak and flimsy orc that we could defeat easily, but he starts loudly saying, oh, what smells in here? There's some kind of, is that hamburgers? And he smells the bodies. No, not them. And he starts walking over to us.
This orc just popped out of nowhere, and he starts sniffing us. It's not hamburgers I smell. And he starts to smell norm in particular. At this point, anybody can attack this guy, but he's acting like we're not going to do anything to him. And as he sniffs, he says, it's not hamburgers at all. I'm smelling sliders. My name's Poopy Stinks.
I can just smell sliders from pretty far away. I can smell the gods are favoring you all right now. You're using sliders right now. The gods are making things pretty easy for you, I can tell. Watch, the shaman taught me some blood magic.
He takes a little needle and kind of like hits his palm, drips a drop of blood onto the wall, and all of a sudden, his blood starts to move around, riding on the wall. And it says in clear common tongue, player strength, high. And then underneath it, the word forms monster strength, low. And he points and says, you guys are using sliders right now.
All the other people doing this adventure have been playing it hard mode. Do you want to play it hard or easy mode?
You got to play hard teams to win. You touch where it says enemy difficulty easy and immediately it's the slider starts to move over and now it is set to hard.
Absolutely, yes.
Absolutely. And you feel like the mountain shudder just a little bit. And he says, all right, now you're playing without sliders. Well done, well done. I wanna watch. And Poopy Stinks is gonna be following us, it seems, deeper into the mountain. And maybe occasionally insulting our performance or something like that.
But at this point, to see what order we are gonna be going in today, I'm gonna ask everybody to roll their d20, the 20-sided die, And I'm going to be adding your dexterity bonuses to see what order our characters are going to go in.
17. 17. Ehrlich, you have a plus two on this, so that's a 19 total for Ehrlich. Two. Two, okay.
10 for Hippo Maximus, that's a plus one, so you got an 11 total, Hippo Maximus. So, Erlich, you are actually gonna be going first today.
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